Beer Contains Female Hormones

Beer Contains Female Hormones

Last month, scientists released the results of a recent analysis which revealedthe presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look attheir beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (Hops contain Phytoestrogens)and, that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 beers each within a 1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing
2) Became overly emotional
3) Couldn't drive
4) Failed to think rationally
5) Gained weight
6) Had to sit down while urinating
7) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
8) Talked excessively without making sense!

No further testing was considered necessary.